Episode 54 - Kohana Tahitian Vanilla and Tell a Joke Day!

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Jokes from this week's episode!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

I needed a password 8 characters long so I chose Snowwhite and the seven dwarves.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

The oldest known joke was found recorded on a Sumerian tablet dating back to 1900 BC or possibly even older: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap."


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